Vagabond travel log

We were particularly uninspired this month so we put off writing about the keys on multiple occasions, then we put off writing about the stuff after the Keys now we're trying to put it off again. It's really something down there though. While it's been cold everywhere else we got sun burnt on Bahai Honda State Beach, got kicked out of a Kmart parking lot in Key West, ate a cheeseburger (in paradise) and had a couple beers at a tiki bar overlooking the the gulf.


Leaving the Key's we went back to Miami where our friend hooked us up with her super sweet aunt Janet who put us up over Christmas and fed us very well. We thought we had gained a little weight but people must think we are starving on the road because they really lay it on with the food. Thank God, because we love food!

We are now in a half-ass hurry to get to Louisiana where we hope to work for a couple weeks on a farm. Hope being the key word, we do not have confirmation at this point...

This almost brings us up to now. While we were having breakfast at a park yesterday before heading out on a bike ride we met this nice old guy that gave us some Redfish he had just caught, he even filleted them for us! We made plans to meet him after our ride and when we got back we were ready to eat so we headed over to his campsite (under a bridge) and we all had some fish, rice, beer and bourbon for dinner. It was a nice vagabond family dinner we had under that bridge.


Today we woke up and had eggs and hash browns at the beach and headed here to blow a few hours surfing the net and catching up on postcards.

We've spent nearly a month in Florida and it's been like driving through the zoo most of the time. We've seen so much wildlife; manatee's, crocodiles (even a baby one), alligators, blue crabs, crabs that look like ticks, fish, armadillo's, big foot, dolphins, roseate spoonbills (also known as a giant pink bird) and even a bald eagle. Our next set destination is New Orleans on January 21. Everything between now and then is up in the air. We're not looking forward to the cold and snow in other states, but are excited to be getting closer to home and to seeing our families and little Frankie dog.

Florida redeemed

Since our last update we headed southward and Florida warmed up a little and then got cold again and then rained and then got warm again...we visited Albert's parents neighbors friends Chuck and Linda, drank, partied, crashed a boat parade on Chuck's party boat that was decked out with Christmas lights and then headed to Fort Lauderdale to scoop up Mom and Reed from the airport.


We stopped by 'Robert is Here' market on our way to the Everglades and got some boiled peanuts, which Marisa thought were odd, but were well liked by everyone else in our party along with some milk shakes, fresh fruit and veggies.


We walked the Anhinga Trail when we got into the everglades and saw a huge alligator right away. Albert tried to get Marisa to lay on the ledge next to it, but she wasn't in the mood to get eaten by an alligator so he took a picture of himself next to it instead. We saw a lot of wildlife on the trail; alligators, a wood stork, egrets, herons (little ones, big ones, green ones, blue ones), black headed vultures, a bird banging a fish on a branch. As soon as we got to the Flamingo Marina we had a manatee sighting.

We camped on land a couple nights in between canoeing the mangroves and the gulf. Only had one run in with an Alligator, it was pretty sweet seeing it swim under our canoe. We didn't see a single shark while camping on Shark Bight Chickee, but we did see a bald eagle and on the 9.5 mile paddle back to the marina we saw plenty of crabs, snails and a few fish.

Canoeing was pretty rough for Marisa--she got pretty frustrated with the zig-zagging and over all lack of control a canoe allows the paddlers. But Albert was patient and we made it through four days of paddling a route that would put a drunken sailor to shame and we had fun despite the frustration.

Turns out we couldn't have gone to Bakersfield for this. Florida has plenty to offer and we are only halfway done here. Especially since Florida is warming up like it should and Bakersfield is flooding right now. We hope everyone is safe and keeping dry back home.

Conversation in Florida

A: Why is Florida cold?

M: This is bull shit!

A: Why do people come to Florida for winter? I could go to bakersfield for this.

M: So much for t-shirt weather.

Georgia on our mind :]

There wasn't much we were interested in doing in Atlanta, just so happened the day we got there was the SEC championship football game, Gamecocks v. Tigers, it was ridiculous downtown! The traffic was horrendous, and the streets beyond the dome were vacant. There were some crazy looking tailgate parties that we probably should have gotten in on, but we know nothing about college football. We hung out all day, just doing stuff to kill time until the drive-in movie theater opened!


M: Ohh man! I was so excited about the drive in! Harry Potter & Due Date, it was going to be awesome! But the day was just dragging on...and there wasn't a whole lot that we could find to do in Atlanta. We were experiencing city burn out, all the city's are sort of becoming the same, shopping, food, spending money...we're getting to the point where we need to get a schtick (bubbles come to mind) and start performing on street corners for hand outs...we don't really have money to blow gallivanting around cities. Anyways, I was bored and excited for the movies, so I sort of took us to the drive-in two hours before the movies actually started....

A: There I was all warm and comfortable in the Barnes and Noble reading books and magazines I had no intention to buy and Marisa says "lets go!" who am I to stomp on her excitement and look at my watch? I just figured it was close to time... Two hours early! we show up and even the guy that works there looks at us funny. We decided it was too far to go back to the book store but the grocery store was close so we looked for entertainment there.

M: Man, I was totally thinking we could tail gate--make dinner at the drive-in! But, it was sort of misting outside and it was cold...luckily it cleared up when we were in the grocery store. Wasted an hour at the market and then we headed to the drive-in! Man, I still can't believe they closed the drive-in in Bakersfield! People LOVE the drive in! $7 double feature, bring your own snacks, sit in the comfort of your own vehicle, what could be better?!

A: By snacks she means a bag of fritos, bean dip, salsa, pickles, chocolate and a bottle of wine for dinner. When we got back to the drive-in it was a little closer to movie time and other people were there.

After the drive-in, we headed to our city camping place of choice; Walmart and on to Savannah the following day.

We've never been in a city with as much character as Savannah. The architecture, the squares and parks, the old oaks dripping with spanish moss, such a charming place to visit. We got out our bikes, but probably should have just walked, to see the squares. We rode for two blocks at a time, square to square and ended up at the water front where we sampled some free candy and made a pit stop before we headed back to the truck.

Albert was being all bossy before he headed into the restroom. I was pretty irritated, until I looked down at my phone and saw a series of text messages:

"Ok, I guess it's always this way for ladies, but I just sat down on a very warm toilet seat and thought, 'ooh, someone was just here,' then I thought...'thanks, my butt was colder than I thought..."

and then a minute later:

"Holy shit! The toilet just flushed unexpectedly while I was sitting on it! I just about hit the ceiling. That's scary shit! I would have handled and earth quake better."

Sometimes it takes some shit to loosen people up. We biked back to the truck, well, we almost biked back to the truck. We passed a pub on the way, pulled over a block later--great minds think alike and a look was all it took. Within five minutes we were at a local dive, enjoying a tall boy in the company of a pit bull named Chainsaw, a bartender that was terrible with money and dozens of signed portraits of politicians on the walls. Cash cab was on the small screen and we relaxed in a warm smoky bar after a cold day wandering Savannah.

Ice! Ice!! Ice!!!!

We ended up staying with our friends an extra day after seeing the weather channel anchors freak out over a tornado sweeping across Georgia and headed to the Carolinas. Chrissy demanded we stay another night, saying, "We gotta hunker down!!" Albert was excited, but we were let down, we didn't see any gray funnel clouds or cows getting swept into the air, just listened to the rain come down and the wind push the trees around.

The next day we made it on the road in the late afternoon and headed back to North Carolina to check out The Great Smoky Mountains National Park. Definitely smoky, definitely beautiful and definitely icy. We saw a bunch of mounted dead animals in the visitor center and turkey cross the road, but we really want to see the park in the spring or summer to see the Unicorn Beetles, colorful salamanders and plants.


We had decided to do a hike, before we realized how icy it was, and headed towards Chimney Tops hike.

A: We went about halfway and one of us decided that she isn't into hiking anymore and went back to the truck. She left me to fend for myself in the frigid weather and and risk death going to the top with nobody to help if I break a leg or something.

M: We went a little over halfway. I told you that I wasn't hiking to the top, before we even got there. There was icicles everywhere and ice in the middle of the trail! The sign at the beginning of the hike showed the steep rockiness at the top, I imagined it with a layer of ice, and said nope. no health insurance, can not afford to break a leg. not going to the top. I told you that you could hike back with me, but you preferred to be tragic and tell me, "If I'm not back by four, call someone," when you knew perfectly well, there is NO cell phone service out there!

A: in reality the top was the driest part of the trail, just like the old people told us (old people on their way down from the top) It was not the Matterhorn but there was some ice and I fell on my butt once. I didn't expect you to climb the rocks but that's just the last 50 feet.

M: Of course the last 50 feet are the driest of the trail, because the sun has melted the ice! But the part I turned around at was covered in ice. What it comes down to, is that next time, you should go hiking with the old people that have health insurance and can afford to break their hip instead of shaming me for my decision.

A: Pshhhh, old people rule! Health insurance, shmelth insurance. So there is a little woosie-itis associated with new things and being cold. turns out nobody broke a hip and it was nice up there, just like the old folks said.

Now we're in Georgia and are going to head to Atlanta, we're not sure what we're going to do there yet, but Marisa's wanting to get some duck at the Public Market and there's a puppet museum...Then we're off to Savannah, to do what? Again we're not sure, but it'll be cool. We're looking to getting into Florida and not waking up to frost in our sleeping area.